AISubs v3.7
Hello, everyone! I'm Takata!
I'm Siwa!
I'm Simeone!
Everyone!
Have you heard of Shirakawa Park?
I've heard of it, but is it in Nagoya?
Yes, it's in Nagoya.
A lot of YouTubers in Aichi Prefecture go there for a walk.
- Oh, I've heard of it. - Well, we do go there.
- We do go there. - We do go there.
- It's like Toriumon. - Yeah.
There's a fountain over there.
- When it's time, it blows up like this. - Yeah, it does.
There are three fountains that blow up at the same time.
Let me tell you what it is.
A long time ago, I did a challenge with Siwayu...
to see if we could do it at the same time.
- Eh? Shirakawa Park? - It just blew up.
No, it didn't.
- Well, there was a challenge like that. - Yeah, I remember it.
- We did it really well. - It was really good.
I'm the type of person who can do it in 10 seconds.
Hurry up! I'm waiting!
- 10 seconds! 10 seconds! - How many percent?
- We can do it! We can do it!
One, two, one, two!
There was a challenge like that.
The person who saw it said, "Yeah, let's make a Shirakawa Park fountain."
Yeah!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What do you mean "yeah, yeah, yeah"?
If it wasn't for "it's a start," we wouldn't have been able to do it.
- What are we going to do today? - That's right!
Three people at the same time!
- Odara Challenge! - Odara Challenge!
Since we did it at the same time, we'll do it at the same time next.
- Oh, yeah. - Yeah.
It's because of us that Shirakawa Park was born.
If the three of us fart at the same time, we can build a new facility.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- We're going to make the Aichi Prefecture more active. - I don't like that facility.
That's really all we're doing this time.
- Anyway, we have to show the results. - Yeah.
- Otherwise, it'll just be like a talk video. - Yeah.
- Anyway, we have to do our best to make it a great video. - Yeah.
- Let's talk about what our bodies are like now in order. - Yeah.
Yesterday, for dinner, I ate broccoli and beans...
...because it's said that they make it easier for you to fart.
I also ate okra and meat...
...because I wanted to improve the flow of air.
- So far, I don't feel like I'm farting. - Oh, yeah.
- In about 30 minutes... - That's pretty close!
I just woke up in the morning.
- So I don't feel like I'm actively moving yet. - I see.
- I ate miso katsu yesterday. - Yes.
- Apparently, when meat or something gets in your stomach, gas comes out of it. - I see.
- There are two patterns of gas coming out of food and food that you eat. - I see.
- So I aimed for an abnormal emission pattern and put meat in my stomach. - I see.
- By the time I got here in the morning, I had already taken out two pieces of meat. - Oh, you idiot!
- You look like you're about to get eaten. - What?
- I usually eat a lot of meat around noon. - I see.
- So I went to a ramen shop and ate a lot of meat. - Wow!
- Did you go there dressed like that? You ate too much meat! - I did.
- You ate a little bit of meat. - I did.
- I tried to eat a lot of food at night. - I see.
- I ate a lot of vegetables and drank a lot of soda. - I see.
- So I've been eating a lot of meat since morning. - I see.
- I'm in a steampunk factory in Thailand now. - I see.
- So, if you look up on the internet, it's easy to find these things. - Yeah.
- Basically, it's better not to do it. - That's right.
- You can simply inhale carbonated water. - That's right.
- And you can't move your intestines with milk. - Yeah.
- This side is... - Huh?!
- Wait!
- I'll do it, so let me do it! - No, wait!
- Wait! - Are you going to do it?
- Wait, no, no, but I'll do it somehow.
- But you can't help it now. - That's right, actually.
- Oh, I have no choice but to do it. - How many percent?
- Let's talk about it. - Let's talk about it. - Let's talk about it.
- Let's do what we think is good for ourselves. - That's right.
- It's difficult, isn't it? - Oh!
- Huh? Huh?! - Are you going to do it?
- No, no, let me do it. - Oh, you're going to do it!
- What are you going to do about the rule when you're farting? - The rule when you're farting...
- Are you going to do it for the camera? - The rule when you're farting...
- When you're actually farting, there's a lot of radio waves, right?
- If you get this mode, you're safe, so let's store it well.
- This shooting is very risky, isn't it? - There's a possibility of nothing coming out.
- It's scary. - Wait a minute!
- Oh, I think it's coming out. - Huh? - What number?
- I've been doing my best for once. - I'm going to reload it for a moment.
- Oh, no. Come on. - Oh, it's over.
- Oh, no! It came out of here!
- It's been up to here, but it's already coming out like this.
- If it starts to go down, it's no good. - Yeah, I have to wait one more time.
- It always comes out in front of me.
- Why is it always like this?
It works sometimes, but not often.
While we're talking and filming videos,
you're like...
Hey!
(Laughing)
That's what you were thinking.
You can laugh about it.
- Oh! - Oh!
What is it? Don't say it out of nowhere!
What is it?
I'm confused!
Countdown and say it.
I'll count it.
From the top...
Three...
Two...
One...
This is the first time I've seen it!
This is embarrassing!
Here it comes!
Wait a second...
Three...
Two...
One...
Oh, I'm sorry.
It's really creepy, isn't it?
It's creepy.
What a waste.
If you poop, the video is over, right?
If someone poops, it's over, right?
If you poop, it's over, right?
Why don't you just poop?
You have to win by failing, right?
Here you go.
Grilled sweet potatoes.
Everyone's against it.
Here it is.
Grilled sweet potatoes when it comes to pooping.
You want me to eat it or not?
Yes!
If you can do it in under ten seconds...
Ten...
Nine...
Eight...
Seven...
Six...
Five...
Ah!
It's a big one!
Ah!
Huh?
It's a little out of control.
Yes.
Like "bubu".
I can do it!
Wait a minute!
I can't do it.
I can't do it!
Ah!
Oh!
How far do you have to go?
Well...
Like "bubu"?
Is that all you can do?
You have to overlap.
YouTube's outrage.
Ah!
Can you do it?
I can do it!
Three...
Two...
One...
It's going well as planned.
Yes.
Can you do it faster?
I'll move it with my mouth.
Huh?
Like this.
Yes!
Right?
Three...
Two...
One...
I'm sorry, I couldn't do it!
I'm sorry!
Here it is, the invincible formation!
You made me laugh!
I'm screwed!
It's coming! It's coming!
It's coming for me!
Clearly?
Clearly!
You're kidding me!
Seriously?
[Laughter]
What's with this sound?
What is this?
3...2...1...
[Laughter]
It's so cool!
I can't open it.
It's okay.
It's a point down.
Didn't you say it's okay?
It's a point down this time.
A point down?
Is it taking time?
Yeah.
What is this?
It's cool.
I don't know what to do.
I know.
I'm too nervous.
I have a dream!
Come to me!
I'm coming too!
Seriously? Seriously? Seriously?
I'm here! I'm in front of the gate!
I'm coming!
Wait!
[Laughter]
What's with your gate?
I counted and it closed!
[Laughter]
I know.
You can't count!
Let's forget about filming and just relax.
This is home.
Wow.
What is it?
I can hear the sound of the sea.
It's warm.
It's not the sea. It's the sound of the surface.
Let's rate it.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1
It was a good one.
When I eat it again...
It's too sad.
It's too sad. I'm sorry.
It's frustrating.
It's really frustrating.
There is a possibility.
We noticed it during the break.
We stood up.
It was like a big band.
It's not dark yet.
Oh, it's coming.
No way.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1
I'm sorry.
I was wrong, too.
It's coming.
Really?
It's coming.
Wait for me.
3, 2, 1
I'm sorry.
It's hard.
It's weird.
I'm so tired.
I'm getting tired.
There are a lot of delicious things despite the number of games.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1
Do you want to do the final method?
Do you want me to do it?
This is the final method.
When you look up how to poop on the Internet...
If you are lying down, you should pull your legs together.
If you start pooping in one minute and continue for ten minutes, you will be able to poop almost completely.
Really?
Okay, let's start with one leg.
Right leg.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
You've been pooping for one minute.
Oh, it's coming.
3, 2, 1.
I was thinking about massaging around the anus.
It makes sense.
Let's do it.
Ouch!
Is it coming?
I see.
A little higher.
It feels good.
3, 2, 1.
Ouch!
It stinks!
Now I remember.
3, 2, 1.
I'm sorry.
It stinks!
3, 2, 1.
I'm sorry.
3, 2, 1.
That was close!
I can't do it!
I can't do it, either.
I swear I won't do it.
I'll watch you do it.
I'll start the timer.
Hey!
You're making weird noises!
Hey!
I'm so sorry.
You're making engine sounds like Harley.
I only think of the cause.
3, 2...
Ah!
It's gone!
2, 1...
I can't catch up!
Who did this?
It doesn't look like we're doing it right.
It stinks!
He must've been desperate.
Yeah.
You have 3 hours.
He's been doing it for 3 hours.
You can see how his hands can't be controlled.
Yeah.
What?
Help me!
Right now!
Hurry up and kill me!
It's hot!
Why did you kill me?!
It's hot!
3, 2, 1...
I can't do it!
I can do it in 5 seconds!
Let's go!
3, 2, 1...
Don't shake it!
3, 2, 1...
I missed it!
That's gross!
Dad, that's gross!
Oh, I got it!
I got it!
3, 2, 1...
Sorry.
I'll do it.
You're so quick.
Won't you do it?
I won't, I won't, I won't.
Here I go!
Okay!
Oh, it's okay!
Oh...
That's the worst!
You have 10 minutes left.
I know you're in front of me.
Can I have the last boost?
What?
I'll suck the egg.
You have 5 minutes left!
I got it!
So, as soon as you say "I got it!",
I'll bring it to you?
I'll bring it to you.
Okay.
Henokami!
Are you listening?!
Henokami Kagura!
We're right here!
Give me the egg!
I got it.
We have no choice but to bet on it!
Let's do it.
We have no choice but to bet on it!
3, 2, 1...
Oh, I got it!
I got it!
I'll go home and check it out.
What do you think?
(Laughter)
Did you take it when your butt was soaked in water?
No, I didn't.
I took it between my butt and my butt, which doesn't soak in water.
That's what you're told, isn't it?
That's right.
If you don't expect me to do it, I won't do it, either.
So I'm done, too.
The end!
I'm frustrated!
If you took it out of the water, it's over.
(Laughter)
This time's adjustment was a failure.
If it had gone well, what would have happened?
As a video, I think you all want to see it.
Do you really want to see it? I don't know.
If it succeeded, it would have been like this.
I'd like to try it.
These special goods.
There are two keys.
There are two of these.
And there was also helium gas.
Let's play 30 seconds of this song and end it.
Yes.
That's okay.
Spread it out.
Let's go.
Let's go!
Can you do it?
This is it! Success pattern!
One, two...
Oh!
Sorry!
(Laughter)
Did it come out?
No, it came out.
It came out.
It stinks.
(Laughter)
(Applause)